What is your dirty little TV watching secret? Hey, get your mind out of the gutter! I'm not talking porn sites on pay per view. I can't even afford cable so I let's stick to the major networks.
What I want to know is, what is the show you watch that is pure garbage but you hate to miss? Okay I'll go first...
"My name is Susan and I watch "America's Next Top Model."
There, I said it. I have watched it for three years now and I don't intend to stop.
I just love the carnage. Maybe it was the year the narcoleptic girl passed out on the judging runway and still another girl got voted off before her. Or maybe it was the time the girl who contracted what looked like scabes on her face was kept on for another week or two. I wonder what the model felt like who was voted off before her?
Possibly it's the fact that they keep trying to make me believe the poor plus-sized contestants are going to win it. As a plus sized girl myself myself I just don't know how much longer I can get my hopes up. For them, not me. Believe me, the only way I could be stunning to a man these days is with a fully charged tazer. But I digress.
The truth is, I need the weekly escapism that comes with watching them take pictures of 6 foot tall women suspended off of climbing walls, wearing chicken wire and lizard suits and calling the photo "high fashion". I admit I am amused.
Give me a shout and share your TV pleasures. I promise you, I'll understand.